sometimes I’m like “my therapist doesn’t really tell me anything I don’t already know” but then I remember that I used to eat scrambled eggs every single morning because I hated them but I hated them less than I hate all other breakfast food on weekdays (don’t @ me waffles are a weekend food and they Do Not start me on a productive path) and my therapist said, “why not eat a lunch food?”
and I said, “explain”
and she said, “you know you’re allowed to eat whatever food you want in the morning. you are not bound by law to the traditional american breakfast.”
my father’s insurance pays a hundred dollars an hour for a woman to give me permission to eat a pb&j at six in the morning
my favorite theory about anything ever is that the titanic sank because too many people time traveled to that place to try to stop the titanic from sinking
